life's little mysteries

I'm thinking about making a label for "life's little mysteries". A couple of years ago we had this gem:
http://madcityprovans.blogspot.com/2013/10/one-of-lifes-little-mysteries-explained.html

and today I discovered why I can't for the life of me pair socks after we do laundry. Apparently max's dog bed has been re-purposed as the ultimate sock playing with station.